Finally, after years of exhaustive search, authorities have been able to locate the illegitimate love-child of Adolf Hitler and Mickey Mouse. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you "Farfour", everybodies' favourite hate-spouting gun-toting rodent:
It seems that Farfour is trying to gain media attention by presenting a children program called "The Pioneers of Tommorow" shown on the Palestinian (Hamas) state-owned TV channel "Al-Aqsa".
"The Pioneers of Tommorow" is your usual "Wiggles" type of entertainment show, you know, stuff like singing, dancing, shooting, murdering and genocide-mongering:
Of course, there are some subtle differences between "The Wiggles" and Farfour, due to cultural (and dare I say, religious) gaps in the ideals of the programs.
- Instead of songs like "Hot Potatoes, Hot Potatoes" and "Go to Sleep Jeff", Farfour will be singing catchy tunes like "Hot Grenades, Hot Grenades" and "Die!! You Filthy Zionist Swine".
- Instead of "Captain FeatherSword" and "Dorothy the Dinosaur", there are other fun characters like "Captain FeatherSabre (Not a Disney Ripoff)" and "Abdulla the Incompetent Martyr".
- And instead of having nap time, they have "let's strap this stick of C4 on your chest and then have a really really long nap time".
I can't wait til the big mouse starts his touring schedule. Remember kids, watch out for Farfour in a busy marketplace near you. Your life will truly depend on it.