And I do think that peace is a worthy ideal to aim for, here in Australia, in Iraq and everywhere on the globe.
But since I am ineligible to join the Australian Defense Forces (due to my weakling frame), I think I should really make it my goal to f**k for virginity instead.
Virginity is, according to those who uses the above idiom, an equally worthy ideal as well. And I am ready and able to give my country everything I have.
Sure, I understand there will be lengthy exhausting training regime; late nights effort; early mornings sessions; plus the endless grunt work day in day out... But I am serious about protecting the virtues of virginity.
The only question remains: Where do I sign up?