12 December, 2006

Song That Make You go "Hmmmmm"...

Have you ever heard of Neil Sedaka's classic tune "Calendar Girl"? The chorus of the song pretty much goes as thus:

I love, I love, I love my calender girl
Yeah, sweet calender girl
I love, I love, I love my calender girl
Each and every day of the year...
etc. etc.

Pop quiz: What do you think Mr. Sedaka was doing when he wrote this song?

  1. Stroking the salami; or
  2. Spanking the monkey; or
  3. Whacking off.
Hmmmmm... Would that explain the uppity beat of the song? (no pun intended)

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