I ask you, why send only 20,000 of your wriggling weaklings right up my gulf, why not send 50 or 100 thousand? Aren't you aware that my Iraq is hot for your troops' bodies?
You know I wanna send my Surge right up your Persian Gulf. Baby, I do. I wanna go in there with some Shock and Awe. But Nancy told me that it might be a bad idea. So I am all like "um, yeah, whatever". What you reckon I should do?
President of the United States
George W. Bush
Your Sheik in the Sheets.
P.S. Do you like my new turban? I bought it on sale the other day at Walmart.
Yeah, great idea, my big momma-Amman. Because you know very well that I can easily sack my whole load on your Desert Storm and keep shooting some more.
P.S. Love your new turban, buddy.
Bring it on, honey, I can take this all the way up the Kabul. You know I am able to bury ten armies like yours, with Allah's help and power.
Iraq you all night long, baby.
Same time, same place? Don't forget the crude oil, babe.
Um Mr. President,
How come you don't return my calls no more? I terribly miss our free trade negotiations. You know you are still my one and only Commander-in-Chief.
Your mini me (Prime Minister of Australia),
P.S. Call Me...