Namely, my elbows can be bent backward, as well as rotate around as it is bent backward... this always prove as a cool party trick, somehow everyone is completely freaked out by this act of contortion, whereas I always thought of this as a normal attribute for everyone.
My knee joints can also be bent forward, although the degree of this freakishness is far less than my elbows. Also, my fingers can be hyper-extended as well:
While this is all good and well, all of my sisters display some form of this genetic trait as well. So I don't believe I am a super-freak, just your standard garden-variety freak I guess...
That was, until a few days ago...
While in the office my colleagues were giving me crap about how physically large my mouth was and theorised that perhaps I could probably fit my entire fist in it. To which, I responded by doing EXACTLY that. I turned around to face them, said "allow me to demonstrate..." and squeeze my right clenched fist into my extensive gob!
I felt like I was Bruce Willis in "Unbreakable", when it first dawned upon himself that his ability was far beyond anything he imagined.
I would post a photo of this incredible act of stupidity/inanity, except it would only serve to scare the kiddies and frightened the cattles. So I must refrain.
However, having stumbled upon this new found ability, I feel I have a social responsibility to form my own team of kinda-super mutant crime fighting team, a-la Professor X and the X-Men.
So to all you blog readers out there, if you have any freakish physical abilities, please submit your skills for consideration and I will contact you shortly for an interview... and before you know it, the scums of the Earth will have to contend with fearsome powers of the "Not-so-super-X-Men"... Watch out world!