10 January, 2007

Fabulous Fashion WHAT?!?

While reading the news today, I stumbled across this: the annual fashion list-of-shame by some unknown "fashion critic" (What the feck does these people actually do??)

Mr. Blackwell, in his undoubted wisdom, named Britney Spears and Paris Hilton as 2006 worst dress women of the planet. I am sure there are a few homeless women on the streets of America that would disagree with Mr. Blackwell's assessment, but what would they know? He is Mr. Fecking Blackwell afterall...

Anyway, I have no problem with some bloke stating whether he fancies or loathes some filly's choice of wrapping paper. If he finds his jolly doing that, kudos to him. But I do have issues with his other list of women who he regard as "fabulous fashion independents":

"He urged the women... to emulate "fabulous fashion independents" like Kate Winslet, Angelina Jolie, Helen Mirren, Barbra Streisand and Beyonce Knowles."

THE WHAT!?! Fabulous Fashion WHAT?!? Independents??? WHAT?

If other women emulate these independents, then are they now independents or just part of the massive materalistic herd? Do they start dressing up like circus clowns to stay independents? Or just go naked?

Children, the lessons for today are thus:

  1. Fashion is bullsh!t.
  2. Mr Blackwell shovels it very well.

Class dismiss...

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